Next on the list? My barnet – which had passed over the fine line from tousled to scruffy and was now entering the long and straggly zone. I was ready to believe the must-do list line that hacking it all off would prove a liberation , and look....

Ex-manager Keegan bites back as Newcastle war of words hots up - Yahoo News UK

Newcastle lie 11th in the table, three games into the new Premier League season. Their next game is at home to Hull City on Saturday, leaving plenty of time for matters other than football to dominate events at St James' Park.

ponder a two-set lead over the world No 1 with the scoreboard reading 6-2

a). Bob Lord, ambitious chairman of Burnley Football Club

On reading stories such as this, we often think, well, it& 8217;s terrible, but the problem doesn& 8217;t really affect us because these children are mostly violent among themselves. Which is true.

Meanwhile it is believed that Academy director Richard Money will take up a caretaker manager role at United next week as the Magpies prepare to take on Hull City.

Whether this is desirable for the game or not is debatable. City's new money will inflate prices, make the link between the players and supporters ever more tenuous, and almost certainly create a greater abyss between the haves and have-nots. No wond....

He has also been linked in the past with Leeds United and Everton, where his son was spotted at a pre-season friendly match last month. There is even speculation that he would be keen to restore Keegan as manager, prompting bookmakers to drop their p....

KING KENNY - Kenny Dalglish holds aloft the 1986 FA Cup after Liverpool's victory over Everton

TOP TARGET - Liverpool and England midfielder Steven Gerrard

Such observations will not greatly trouble Al Fahim, who makes no pretence of being here for the greater good of English football. In fairness, he does not pretend that his heart, or that of ADUG, is in the club. Of more concern is to reinforce Abu ....

She was once dubbed the Queen of Liverpool by godfather of punk Malcolm McLaren. But as actress Margi Clarke bursts back on to our screens in Coronation Street, she, more than anyone, knows how easy it is for the mighty to fall.

longer appear to be financial powerhouses compared to Chelsea, Manchester

TOP TARGET - Chelsea's hard-tackling French star Michael Essien

The Chelsea midfielder scored within four minutes of his introduction as

Whether Capello finds room for Cole in his starting line-up remains to be seen. For the second successive match Cole spared Capello's blushes, but the Chelsea winger's lack of tactical acumen in the second half infuriated his manager.

Overnight the Light Blues believe they can not only emulate but improve upon the successes of the Dark Blues down south, who have won two titles under the ownership of Roman Abramovich and came to within John Terry's penalty miss of being European ch....

The Ipswich-born albino - one of the favourites to win the cult Channel 4

Even those fans besotted with Arsenal's picturebook football are worried that