Portsmouth fotball

And the Portsmouth boss has no intention of hanging around when it eventually happens.

And Portsmouth officials made it clear that any formal request to speak to Redknapp would be firmly rejected.

And her feisty display should ensure that boyfriend Peter Crouch - the Portsmouth and England footballer - treats her well - or else.

Next on the list? My barnet – which had passed over the fine line from tousled to scruffy and was now entering the long and straggly zone. I was ready to believe the must-do list line that hacking it all off would prove a liberation , and look....